I'm the Undertaker." His eyes glow while an Undertaker-related sound effect plays before a mirror effect and a glitch-out. You do that through the Internet." "An Internet? What's that?" " It's the Internet." "You'll need to get connected to the Internet."I also had to do a ho." ( Laugh Track)."So first, you need to know that everything on the Internet has an ass, and all web asses start with pee-pee.".HoH SiS." ( footage of someone hitting a Staples "Easy button") "That was easy." "Today we're gonna be showing our friends the dicks of the Internet.".Cock and Chichen : The Red Guy anally violating Chicken with an egg in his sleep, causing Chris Hansen to appear.After Obi-Wan slices Anakin: "Another happy landing."ĭave Chappelle: (making masturbating motions) ALRIGHT EVERYBODY, BACK UP! BACK THE FUCK UP!.Padme's suddenly lower voice when saying "You're wrong!".
It seems pretty obvious that there will be a book at some point such as Sh*t My Dad Says, or maybe even an animated show.
Little Dude has been featured on The Huffington Post, Buzzfeed, and Metro.UK to name just a few, and is currently burning up the internet. Since you can't have funny penis pictures and NOT share them, Things My D*ck Does was born. The San Francisco-based photographer decided that his penis probably did whatever he could for fun, as penises are always up for a good time.Ĭalling his penis Little Dude (or LD), Big Dude (for lack of a real name) started taking pictures of his penis in all kinds of hilarious costumes and situations.
What does a penis do while the rest of his body is asleep? That's what the anonymous photographer behind the Tumblr site Things My Dick Does wondered.